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momblogger:

The government lost a total of “P440 million in potential advertising revenue over the past five years.“ Imagine how this potential advertising revenue could have paid one-third of the 1.16 billion of upgrading NAIA 1. Taxpayers money could have been used for other worthwhile projects.  It is also high time for the government to check on old MIAA contracts and subject them to reasonableness tests.
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http://www.thepoc.net/commentaries/17637—lost-ad-revenues-for-naia-2-could-have-gone-to-airport-maintenance.html

momblogger:

The government lost a total of “P440 million in potential advertising revenue over the past five years.“ Imagine how this potential advertising revenue could have paid one-third of the 1.16 billion of upgrading NAIA 1. Taxpayers money could have been used for other worthwhile projects.  It is also high time for the government to check on old MIAA contracts and subject them to reasonableness tests.

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http://www.thepoc.net/commentaries/17637—lost-ad-revenues-for-naia-2-could-have-gone-to-airport-maintenance.html

(Source: philippineairportmemes)

Nitin Sawhney

—Falling

literaryjukebox:

How do you fall in love?

You don’t fall in love like you fall in a hole. You fall like falling through space. It’s like you jump off your own private planet to visit someone else’s planet. And when you get there it all looks different: the flowers, the animals, the colours people wear. It is a big surprise falling in love because you thought you had everything just right on your own planet, and that was true, in a way, but then somebody signalled to you across space and the only way you could visit was to take a giant jump. Away you go, falling into someone else’s orbit and after a while you might decide to pull your two planets together and call it home. And you can bring your dog. Or your cat. Your goldfish, hamster, collection of stones, all your odd socks. (The ones you lost, including the holes, are on the new planet you found.)

And you can bring your friends to visit. And read your favourite stories to each other. And the falling was really the big jump that you had to make to be with someone you don’t want to be without. That’s it.

PS You have to be brave.

Song: “Falling” by Nitin Sawhney

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Bloody Bible Camp sounds terrible, even for a low-budget horror flick. Then there’s Ron Jeremy as Jesus. I have to see this.

It’s 1984 and a group of young, horny, out of control Christians led by Father Cummings (Reggie Bannister) are spending a fun filled weekend at the Happy Day Bible Camp. All ignore the warnings from the local folk of the grizzly murders that took place 7 years prior by a sadistic crazy nun. Is Sister Mary Chopper (Tim Sullivan) dead or is she just waiting for backsliding Christians to commit sins of the unholy, and will Jesus (Ron Jeremy) need to lend a hand to save the day?

John Lefler

—Shout Fire

In love with the sound of John Lefler’s voice. 

Elisa Gabbert’s Blogpoem After Walter Benjamin

Every time you reproduce a piece of art
you remove some of its aura and that’s why
your mix tape didn’t impress me much,
it was so fucking aura-less
but in the film
version of the novelization of this poem
I play myself but have fantastic breasts
and there are probably some blood baths

and also when my fangy tooth catches 
on my lip men everywhere crumple
w/ the ecstasy and agony of it and really

who need aura in your movie when
you’re so hot it breaks people’s knees.

(Source: tangerinetreepress.blogspot.com)

I know mirror pics are super douchey, but I can’t help being delighted with how I look in a triangle top.

I know mirror pics are super douchey, but I can’t help being delighted with how I look in a triangle top.

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination. (via redscharlach)

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

From my manager’s wedding album. His wife’s shoes are TO DIE FOR. <3

From my manager’s wedding album. His wife’s shoes are TO DIE FOR. <3