February 2012
1 post
January 2012
5 posts
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Horror Video Games to Look Forward to in 2012 →
Five survival horror games that I’m really excited about, plus three more that I’m not-so-excited about. Which ones are you looking forward to?
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Horror Nut →
Anne and I started a blog! Visit visit visit if you love horror movies, B-movies, and anything to do with the macabre.
December 2011
9 posts
Wishing
Me: I wanna spend the whole day watching horror movies
Me: but no one to watch wif :(
Me: I wish I had someone to watch horror movies with
Me: like, a boyfriend
Marco: Want me to come over? :P
“In our twenties, when there is still so much time ahead of us, time that seems...”
– Amor Towles (via misswallflower)
November 2011
5 posts
1 tag
October 2011
11 posts
September 2011
8 posts
5 tags
3 tags
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New Life Plan
1) Become a master of SEO strategy and Google Analytics
2) Use skills to land a job in Singapore, the United States, or other First World equivalent
3) ???
4) PROFIT!
August 2011
7 posts
Untitled, a Limerick by My Boyfriend the Poet
There once was a man named Enis Who had a red rash on his penis He called a hooker for a trick Asked “Would you like spotted dick?” And she slapped him all the way to Venus
What is "mushroom" in Tagalog?
Marco: kabute!
Me: kabute?
Me: really
Marco: WOW I ACTUALLY KNEW THAT
Me: I KNOW RIGHT
Marco: ***proud***
Me: YOU'RE NOT HOPELESS IN THE MOUTHERTONGUE
Marco: I AM NOT A VERY RANCID FISH AFTER ALL
One Good Reason to Get That Impractical Jedi Robe...
Marco: also, how cool would it be if you were a jedi and i were a stormtrooper
Me: VERY
I can’t do anything without you can’t...
July 2011
6 posts
Manang Lauren
Me: I'm so sleepy. 10:45 is too early for bedtime.
Marco: Yes it is. You're such a manang.
Me: Should I make coffee?
Marco: Why not?
Me: I'm lazy.
Marco: I'll go make coffee for you.
Me: (to myself) Wheee I'm so spoiled!
Marco: Ano ka, nasa nursing home?
“The eyes are the nipples of the face.”
– WIN.
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“Being a centerfold is the highest and most prestigious honor there is. It says,...”
– The House Bunny God, Anna Faris says the best lines.
