January 2010
85 posts
I do this more often than I realize
Lauren: oh hey, are you ever planning to watch BSG?
Lauren: im thinking maybe i can just give the dvds to anne :P
Lauren: oh but wait i didnt burn the pilot episode
Lauren: nvm i'll buy blank cd's na lang
Lauren: wheee i just had a conversation with myself!
Marco: lol yes you did :))
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WatchTila Tequila’s nude Playboy photoshoot.
If you didn’t like her before, you will now!
Things To Do This Weekend
Get fucked up
Get fucked up some more
PMS mood swings have gotten so low that I need substances to make me giggle. Later!
Ideological Shirt Apparatus →
Great idea, catchy name, would definitely buy a shirt if they had them in Walter Benjamin or good-old-fashioned Karl Marx. I just wish the statements weren’t so in-your-face-I-know-theory-and-you-don’t.
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From Marco, to Me
I still hate that I can’t write, but I feel a bit better knowing that I at least inspire good writing. I love you.
I just said the loneliest “I love you” I’ve said in a long time. First time was when I was in this bad, one-sided relationship which I suspect the girl was keeping alive simply because she didn’t have a reason to dump me without looking like a total bitch. This time,...
“I fucking hate being nagged about money in the morning. If you’re going to...”
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“I miss your smell. When you left I couldn’t wash the sheets because I...”
– Hank Moody, Californication, Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Stronger
“Oh goddamnit, I’m going to be my mom’s errand girl during the...”
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The Fashion Police →
New favorite blog. I love that I’m not the only one who hates what they call “stuck together clothes.”
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JWOWW on Twitter →
My Jersey Shore girlcrush is on Twitter. OMG.
Also, her website design sucks. Where are the sexy pics?!?!?
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Spring cleaning
I’m running out of closet space, and the only thing that’s keeping me from clearing it out is not knowing what to do with the unwanted stuff.
Does anyone know where I can donate old clothes and shoes to?
Cuffed jeans on women
Yay or nay? Why?
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“OH MY GOD I’M ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE MY FIRST-EVER ANNIVERSARY...”
– My boyfriend.
Just one of the many perks of being in a relationship with me.
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In my opinion, nobody has done a better cover of...
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The Bedroom Walls’ In Anticipation of Your...
“As Ambassador 4 Vietnam I’ll do SO much 2 help my country! I will help...”
– Tila Tequila
I have this really weird urge to hug her right now.
“I’m a poet, an overidealistic, hyperactive rock n roll fan. I used to...”
– Francis “Boom” Aguilar, AKA THE MOST ANNOYING GUY TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH. He doesn’t have any friends and he goes to all these hipster gatherings with this stupid wounded artist look on his face, hoping someone will notice him. He’s short, chubby, and has curly...
I am giving away free Kotex napkins on my blog →
No seriously, I am.
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My fellow Geek Fighters!
joooul:
margaritaqueen:
spidermash:
55 points is not bad at all! We shall avenge the fall of our Smokey Mountain Brothers Team (gtfomom, baddie, noisyman, ratmanprimate, lolwatjayme, howdowemakeitdie) last night! I shall sharpen and dress my battle axe with mucho hipster craft and we must kick those bloody butt-nerds in horror! FOR TUMBLARITY AND QUARK HENARES!!!!!!!!!! wat
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A Very Important Announcement
There are TWO new episodes of Jersey Shore up for grabs at Demonoid! homaygadicantwait
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Among Many Tasks, Tadeusz Rózewicz
Among many tasks very urgent I’ve forgotten that it’s also necessary to be dying frivolous I have neglected this obligation or have been fulfilling it superficially beginning tomorrow everything will change I will start dying assiduously wisely optimistically without wasting time
